maintenance call 

Periodic phone calls placed to one's significant other when out for a prolonged period of time (eg 4 hours or more) with friends. The periodic phone call is intentionally structured to prevent a blow-up or fight after the outing is concluded, which would invariably take ten times longer to resolve that the time to place a brief check-in call.

"Hey, let me put in a maintenance call to my woman, before we go into the bar."

maintenance call by RFsquash January 8, 2012

life maintenance 

The basic things one needs to do to keep life flowing smoothly along. May include, but not limited to: laundry, grocery shopping, cleaning (of refrigerator, bathroom, kitchen), paying bills.

"What'cha doin' Saturday?"
"Gotta do some life maintenance. Fridge is empty and laundry basket is full."

life maintenance by wickdude February 9, 2007

maintenance like

You like a picture or a post on facebook made by a someone that you might want to date someday or eventually just to stay in contact with her/him. A very low effort way to make sure that your target gets notice on facebook or probably even a notice on her/his cellphone that you still follow her/his activities.

Q: That chick whose new profile picture you liked on facbook yesterday is friggin hot
A: Yeah, just gave her a maintenance like to make sure to hook up with her someday

maintenance like by fotzk February 19, 2012

fly maintenance

A very good looking person that requires a lot of attention. The same exact thing as high maintenance except you recognize this persons exceptional looks.

If Glenn required a lot of attention, which he doesn't than he would be fly maintenance.

fly maintenance by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 5, 2014

Mantenance 

Any form of male grooming.

"Yo dude, I gotta run. Gonna do some mantenance. Gotta be tough on the scruff!"

Mantenance by joshinatorg January 29, 2009

Percussive Maintenance 

The instance of hitting an electronic device in blind rage in order to restore normal functionality, often resulting in more damage the device (and in some cases the user as well).

Would you stop trying Percussive Maintenance and buy a new remote already?!

Percussive Maintenance by njie April 26, 2016

maintenance fap 

You're at a point in your life, bored and unmotivated, no girlfriend, and you fap even though you don't really want to just because you know if you don't you'll probably have a wet dream.

Hm...guess I'll maintenance fap

maintenance fap by eyeballcutter December 18, 2012