n. A joystick is a male's penis. it's like a stick and "doing something" to it is a joy therefore it is a joystick.
Tea asked, "Can I play with your joystick?"
Gareth said, "I have to have alone time with my joystick."
Shannon exclaimed: "I LOVE your joystick because of the way it fits me!"
Gareth said, "I have to have alone time with my joystick."
Shannon exclaimed: "I LOVE your joystick because of the way it fits me!"
by Digitus July 27, 2005
When a girl gives you a blow job while you are playing Xbox. A joystick is a stick on your controller and a nickname for your dick, so a joystick is getting your dick sucked while playing Xbox.
by ImThatDude69 May 22, 2011
Homosexual sex position where a man has his partner on the edge of the bed with his legs aloft. He then "Makes love" to his partner whilst waggling his penis from side to side like a joystick - namely in the old 80's sports games fashion (Daley Thompsons on the Amstrad CPC464 for example).
He can also then uses his testicles as the buttons, if he so desires.
He can also then uses his testicles as the buttons, if he so desires.
Russ lay on the edge of the bed holding his legs, I entered him and begun to furious waggle his todger left to right like a joystick whilst bashing his gonads with my index finger like a true 80's gamer.
by MC ToeKnee Jee March 18, 2008
by Sychonub October 19, 2011
When a guy moves their thumbs under a girls boobs in a joystick like motion because the guy wants to get a boob feel "subtly".
"Dude Henry was totaly joysticking on that girl, do you think she noticed?"
"Of course she noticed, you could practicalyy hear the Pac-Man noises, Beep boop beeep."
"Of course she noticed, you could practicalyy hear the Pac-Man noises, Beep boop beeep."
by Berkely Prison Camp December 15, 2010
When a man uses his thumb to keep his penis erect; using techniques learned from such video game consoles such as N64.
When you are "Joystick'in it", you take your thumb and rub it on the head of the penis, as if you were playing an intense game of Mario Kart 64.
When you are "Joystick'in it", you take your thumb and rub it on the head of the penis, as if you were playing an intense game of Mario Kart 64.
Moe: Jesus girl hurry up and get undressed, I'm losing it!
SlutFaceWhoreBag: Just do the joystick for a while! My bra is stuck!
Moe: Nvm, I'll just call your sister
SlutFaceWhoreBag: Just do the joystick for a while! My bra is stuck!
Moe: Nvm, I'll just call your sister
by CreamyMoe August 1, 2008