n. An abbreviation of "definitely"
The Asian girl asked, "What's your fav.
Digitus answered, "Def. the doggy-style... Do you wanna do it?"
The Asian girl replied, "Nah, later maybe. I mean we just did in the forest this morning! We should not do it for a couple of days."
Digitus replied, "You're right. Do you want to watch some TV?"
The Asian girl answered, "Yeah."
They sat down as they turned on the TV.
An adverb version of "want"
See examples as it will be better explained.
"He wantingly tries a jalapeño pepper every time he goes to the Mexican restaurant."
"She fucks the fat guy every day wantingly."
"The young guy wantingly talk with elderly people."
n. An abbreviation of "regular"
Digitus asked, "Hey, is it normal that we have sex like almost everyday?"
The Asian girl laughed and replied, "I'm def.
sure that our sex drives aren't reg. like others."
n. An abbreviation of "original"
The Asian girl asked, "Did you know that the natural way, the orig. sexual position was the doggy style
? I mean look at the other animals! Deer, dogs, horses, whatever. They do it doggy style."
Digitus replied, "Yeah, I knew this but it was cool listening to you."
The Asian girl said, "Thanks. Isn't it interesting that our fav.
position is the doggy style?"
Digitus smiled, "Yeah, and it's VERY interesting when we do it!"
The Asian girl laughed.
n. An abbreviation of "different"
As Digitus and the Asian girl are IMing...
Digitus asked, "Hey, u wanna go to the movies?"
The Asian girl replied, "No, let's do something diff. Let's go into a forest."
Digitus asked, "Why? Do you wanna do it? Cuz I do."
The Asian girl replied, "Yeah, let's go to the one over by the ice cream place and bring a condom, ok?"
Digitus replied, "Yeah, I got it. See ya."
The Asian girl said good-bye as they logged off.
n. An abbreviation of "minute"
The Asian girl said, "C'mon Digitus! We've only 5 minutes for a quick fuck!"
Digitus replied, "I know, I know! Just give me a min."
Digitus finally whipped out his joystick
and started doing the Asian girl.
Moments later, the Asian girl exclaimed, "Wow, you did me in like a min.!"
Internet slang term. An abbreviation of "Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Into Space"
Reserved for rare times when you really laugh hard out loud at something that is very hilarious.
Guy #1 said, "Dude, I got a fucking STD from a virgin chick! It's bullshit! Bullshit, I say!"
Guy #2 simply said "LMFAOIS!"