A Jesus girl is someone who likes to stare (maddog) at her coworkers. A girl who supposeably follows the law and rules of Jesus. Some who attends church religiously.
by E-40 October 19, 2006
These girls are really smart. But watch out because they can be crazy partiers. They either are the ones not going to parties or the ones hammered drunk at them. But watch out because they can be bitchy know it alls.
by Willjohnson May 23, 2017
A Girl Scout that try's to sell cookies... and try’s to sell you a religion because surprise they are also a Jehovah’s witness
Jesus Girl Scout:“I would like to sell you cookies... and a spot in heaven!”
Person: “Go away you stupid Jesus Girl Scout”
Person: “Go away you stupid Jesus Girl Scout”
by Cancer dog March 8, 2020