freedom fries

Part of a pathetic attempt to reduce France's status because it doesn't support an unjust and imperialistic war. Those who invented this term seem to have forgotten that France gave us the Statue of Liberty and a huge chunk of territory known as the Louisiana Purchase. Not to mention that America would still be a British colony if it weren't for the French. Come to think of it, the world would be better off if there wasn't any United States.

french fries -> freedom fries
french toast-> freedom toast
french kiss -> freedom kiss
peking duck -> democracy duck
guinea worm -> liberty worm
turkey -> independence bird
world -> America
inspections -> war
statesmanship -> war
diplomacy -> war
peace -> war

by Not Proud to be an American May 9, 2003

freedom fries

Another reason for america to be ignorant, see commie sauce

I like to shove freedom fries up my nose

by EthanTheMightyCheese May 9, 2003

freedom fries

What Bush wants to call French fries now because the French don't agree with his idiotic ways.

Nevermind that French fries were created in Belgium

by Anti-Bush June 10, 2003

freedom fries

The worst idea for making the people of the U.S. look patriotic ever.

Why would George W. Bushwah get the idea that French fries were actually named after the French anyway, which is beside the fact that there are many people in the U.S. that have French heritage.

by Light Joker June 26, 2004

freedom fries

The final evidence that the USA is a fucked up country full of fucked up, mindless patriots.

I thought this was a joke.. Unfortunately, it turns out that it's not.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

freedom fries

1. A phrase made up by George W. Bush and his cronies to eradicate any mention of the nation of France from the US.
2. Part of the radical attempt to segregate the French from the world.
3. An idiotic expression

If Congress is stupid enough to turn French Fries into Freedom Fries, it is stupid enough to make these transformations:

Turkey -> Independence Bird
Peking Duck -> Democracy Duck
Guinea Pig -> Freedom Pig
Hamburgers -> Liberty Meat
World -> America
Inspections -> War
Statesmanship -> War
Diplomacy -> War
Peace -> War

by Not Proud to be an American April 24, 2003

freedom fries

Part of Americas plan to try and alienate themselves from other far better countries until all the world hates them. Once America is alone they will then proceed to nuke the vrap out of any country that dares to oppose them, Anyway looks like the joke is on the Americans, because the great symbol of Americanism that is the statue of liberty is French HAHAAHAHAHAHA FOOLS!!

by Meady October 25, 2003