floppy

A type of computer disk, often 3.5''.

"I have a floppy in my pocket."
"Whatid you say?"
"I mean a floppy disk you linear-minded fuck."

by Dave March 23, 2004

Floppy

LITERALLY THE BEST SMELLING TEDDY EVER OMG but likes to play hide and seek ! And You can’t go to sleep without her !

Oh no I have lost floppy tonight, I guess I won’t be sleeping

by Wow34467 April 14, 2019

Floppies

1. A group of teenage girls who try to be popular (ie poppies) but fail
2. A group of teenage girls who erroneously think that everyone wants to be them
3. People who name their group and/or put the members of said group in number order

Every time the floppies post matching Facebook statuses, I slit my wrists.

by TheNotAsFab17 May 6, 2011

Floppy

Nickname of ridicule for a man that cannot sustain an erection.

Ha ha! What's the matter Floppy? Is your old boy not behaving right?

by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

floppy

a state of being where you are very out of it, but in a chaotic and silly way. Usually caused by being tired/working for too long. Can be both mental and physical (floppy movement)

“god, we were all so floppy by the end of that 5-hour rehearsal, Grace was rolling on the floor and Maggie couldn’t stop giggling at everything”

by s302937 March 2, 2021

floppy

Also known as a relaxing wang, or one that is not erect

Hit her with the floppy, not the bona!

by pro-nun-see-A-shun May 24, 2003

floppy

n. An unusually long, hanging clitoris.

"Does that stripper have a really tiny dick?"
"No, man, that's just a floppy"

by dlm454 March 7, 2007