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To be tricked, decieved or outdone. To be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.
Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.

Person 2: They're 40p next door man.

Person 1: Really?

Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend
Diddled by SummerOnions March 27, 2009
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The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia
Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"
Diddled by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011

diddely-way 

Originally 'Diddely Way', a street in Llanfairfechan, North Wales, the name was adopted as a war cry by an ancient Essex tribe, namely the 'Myland Massif' circa AD 2004. It should ideally be shouted, whilst under the influence of alcohol at passers-by, inanimate objects and each other. It roughly translates into English as 'I am the bearer of the fork, but not the broth'. May also be said 'diddely-wayooo' depending on the time of day.
"Let us galavant freely in this field, whilst consuming cheap cider and the budget alternative to WKD"
"To that, good sir, I say diddely-wayyyyo"
diddely-way by G. Bastard Zutron February 22, 2009

didder didder

honestly i have no idea, i just once heard a retarded kid say it in my 7th grade math class, it was pretty funny
retarded kid says
"didder didder say the red headed shitter"

makes no sense and is still amazing
a feeling induced by "l.s.d" that would make one feel like he/she is inside a L.E.D(light omiting diode) with the light around them at all times, exposed to this may make the above
ahhhh!! i cant take it......oh shit im on a planet,,,earth people...damn im like all dioded..........everybody is "gear" fresh mushroom like dudes
dioded by crimson October 14, 2003

Diededed 

When you die so hard you have to write more suffixes to even be able to grasp how hard you died.

The more "ed"s at the end, the harder did the person die.
Boy: Did grandpa die?
Father: No he FUCKING died.

Boy: So he dieded?
Father: No son, he diedededed.
Boy: Damn
Diededed by legrandpapi May 31, 2018