Cruzing The Internet
Cruzing The Internet by Throwaway181 September 18, 2017
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Ted Cruzing
When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.
Ted Cruzing by UnknownAmerican November 6, 2018
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Library cruzing
To walk around books in an cardigan, to grab the most interesting for your purpose, sit down by a big window, drink a mocha latte and alternate reading with surfing on your preferably small laptop, and now and then put some chocolate into your mouth.
(On the phone):
1: Hey man! What are you doing?
2: Im Library cruzing!
1: You got some nice spot?
2: Yeah! It's near a big window and there are some sweet honeys sitting next to me.
1: You know them?
2: Yeah! it's Virignia Woolf and Toni Morrison...
1: Hey man! What are you doing?
2: Im Library cruzing!
1: You got some nice spot?
2: Yeah! It's near a big window and there are some sweet honeys sitting next to me.
1: You know them?
2: Yeah! it's Virignia Woolf and Toni Morrison...
Library cruzing by Humpert Burf Humperslick March 9, 2010
Ted Cruzing
Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.
Woman: Where are you going?
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
Ted Cruzing by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021