crook 

crook: Dick Nixon

Dick Nixon was a crook, so, Dick Nixon before he dicks you.

crook by Richard Milhouse Noxin May 21, 2003

crook 

adj. (like its spelled)

Being overall appealing or of a generally badass nature, especially used to describe illegal or illegitimate activities,generally used with infinitive of the verb 'to be'

'That shit be crook'
'Man, do remember when you got in a break-dance fight with
Master P on the body of Newt Gingrich, that beed crook'

crook by WillieVanillie November 15, 2006

crook 

Busted, broken, not working

My computer is crook, but it works well as a paperweight.

crook by PoiToi February 3, 2004

crook 

To pull your ball sack over your sholder to appear as if you are carrying something you stole in a sack.

That guy could never do the crook

crook by Eric February 1, 2003

crook 

What I am not

"I am not a crook"

crook by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

Crook 

a extremly small crooked penis that u can trim but grows back everytime no matter what you can train your crook to be a little straighter by jacking off, just visit our site www.uncrook.com for tips and support!

Isabelle: « wow! last night was... uh something i did it with a crook i didnt feel nothing»

Joey: «ah... not again!...»

Crook by Tasty Crooks May 10, 2017

Crook 

To vanish into the night without a trace and show up the next morning looking rough

My date went crook on me last night! You should have seen how she looked this morning!!

Crook by Pirate Oncologist May 21, 2017