crook

adj. (like its spelled)

Being overall appealing or of a generally badass nature, especially used to describe illegal or illegitimate activities,generally used with infinitive of the verb 'to be'
'That shit be crook'
'Man, do remember when you got in a break-dance fight with
Master P on the body of Newt Gingrich, that beed crook'
by WillieVanillie November 15, 2006
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My computer is crook, but it works well as a paperweight.
by PoiToi February 04, 2004
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crook

To pull your ball sack over your sholder to appear as if you are carrying something you stole in a sack.
That guy could never do the crook
by Eric February 02, 2003
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by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
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The crooked

Don’t get the crooked or you won’t get any girls.
by Dave the demolitionist March 30, 2019
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crooked

1. A thief, a criminal, a crook or a dishonest or immoral person in a position of authority who abuses his/her power.
2. A skateboard grind on only the front truck, grinding on a 45* angle.
1. "The Officials in UAE are crooked, you get the death penalty for carrying 3 joints, but you can get off for the price of 5 ounces."
2. "I locked down a sweet crook/crooked on that rail/ledge."
by Diego August 14, 2003
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the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party
man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing
by gooooglakis January 07, 2010
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