Crookies fuck you up.
by john July 13, 2003
a cross-dressing wookie(see definition) who you encounter outside, and he asks you to stay in your room. He will have symptoms of mental problems. He proceeds to come in to your room and ask to sleep on the floor, saying that the "hospital kicked him out." He then proceeds to obviously hit on your roomate, telling him "he's one of a kind." if you don't kick this "crookie" out of your room, he might steal your purse, your laptop, or your life. If you ever meet a crookie, leave your room as soon as possible, and pray you never see him again
by nick dimille March 28, 2008
a cross dressing wookie(see definition) who asks to stay in your room at 2 in the morning, then proceeds to tell your roomate "im so glad i met a person like you" and hits on him blaitently for the next 10 minutes. It also goes around stealing various purses laptops and whatever other girly things he can find, and slurks around dorm rooms. If you ever run in to a crookie, immediately leave the room and pray that you never see him again
by nick dimille March 28, 2008
(waiting at stoplight a potential hot guy pulls up just a little ahead of the car)
Haley: Roll up so we can check that guy out
Cassie: ok (rolls up)
Haley: That was real crooky of us
Haley: Roll up so we can check that guy out
Cassie: ok (rolls up)
Haley: That was real crooky of us
by The clah(t) July 19, 2005
A Teenage Boy who is Fat and likes Tractors, constantly getting kicked out of the local McDonalds for the ammount of Chicken Nuggets he orders.
by TheCrazyNegro January 18, 2021
The original tasteless mofo. Ran the Cat Fart Mausoleum back in 1997 and is now a lurker/agent provacateur on many internet forums.
by Dr. Molotov October 6, 2003
by Crooky11 February 28, 2017