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1.
A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.
Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.
by Crooked Horse April 30, 2005
 
2.
a penis that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to jackoff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth

crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision
his crooked dick was cause for much embarrassing fumbling
by fucked up cock February 15, 2012