Top Definition
A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.
Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.
by Crooked Horse April 30, 2005
some ones who's dick is crooked due to masterbating to porn
he now has a crooked dick.
by amor y paz June 20, 2015
a penis that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to jackoff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth

crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision
his crooked dick was cause for much embarrassing fumbling
by fucked up cock February 15, 2012

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