Crog Share definition Flag A kitchen sink clog so disgusting that no man would ever attempt to remove it; requires a female to unclog.Derived from asian people saying "clog" Shit! Honey get over here, I've got a crog. Crog by Crisis31 April 20, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Crog mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch