crispy

cool, hott, & sexy
everything YOU want to be

sarah is damn crispy

by sarah kohlaaa September 17, 2007

crispy

A person with the mental capacity of a rice crispy treat; an individual with nothing too contribute to society; a waste of oxygen that does not realize it is a drain on society, but instead exhibits a sense of unjustifiable purpose and entitlement in life.

We called her crispy due to her total lack of purpose in life.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

crispy

crunk (high and drunk) + tipsy, being tipsy while being high. a couple of shots and 5-6 hits of weed.

Person 1: yo man u coming over
Person 2: yeah for a little bit, i can only get crispy
Person 1: Why man we're all getting crunk?
Person 2: I have to go out later and take a couple more shots

by laurentyethagenius September 16, 2013

crispy

When something is super cool. Or if someone is looking super hot. Or if something super cool happens. Or when you're feeling a nice high. Or if you're just in a generally good place, like in a good mood and things are going swimmingly. It's like a way of life.

Ohhhhh, I'm so crispy right now. I'm feeling so crispilicious. Crispier than a crisp.

by original Killjoys May 22, 2009

crispy

noun;overly tan person.Usually also has bleach fried hair and fried brain.As well as fake body parts.

A stupid crispy just hit my car while talking on her cell phone.
or
Haha! That crispy has Melanoma

by Juliette Laurent December 31, 2008

crispy

Someone who has been in the sun too long and has extremely dark skin that resembles the light after midnight.

Amari, or people who live in the center of africa like your mom

by h May 12, 2004

crispy

Speaking the truth in a direct, borderline-bitchy manner.

Sorry if I was crispy earlier but I'm not letting her shit all over me again!

by ao'hole August 25, 2010