crap

an untruth; something that is false

"you're full of crap"

by kcm July 16, 2005

crap

1) Complete rubbish
2) Shit
3) Lie

Scotland are "Crap" at football

by James Collins October 28, 2002

crap

to shit

I crap my pants all the time.

by DD April 11, 2003

crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.

(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!

by Jake April 01, 2005

crap

1.)shit
2.) An expression used to express a taboo term for nonsense, or something worthless or annoying
3.) Something

Example:
1.) Someone took a dump in the toilet and forgot to flush their crap.
2.) Crap! I dropped my books.
3.) What is this crap?

by phobodobo29 October 25, 2006

crap

Not a swear, just a word for poo.

Hey crap for brains, crap isn't a swear.

by Jimmy Jilly March 18, 2004

crap

an essential ingredient to add to some clown's dinner

don't tell randall i put a crap in his campfire soup

by Anonymous August 08, 2003