[contradictator]

noun. an ominpotent ruler or authority figure who denies what he/she believes either through actions or words.

We are forced to suffer under the rule of a contradictator.

by mit lednek September 30, 2006

contradict

Inconsistance, to oppose.

The two contradicted each other.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Contradiction

Taking screenshots of your Ex's pictures while telling her you're trying to move on at the same time.

I don't know what's up with A, he's been taking screenshots of his ex girlfriend's pictures now, textbook example of contradiction.

by Whitewitch May 27, 2018

contradict

When one does the exact opposite of what they're opposed to

Woman: That guy always contradicts himself by doing the opposite of what he says.
Woman 2: I know, he's such a hypocrite.

by nbunch81 June 7, 2016

Contradiction

Saying a war is in its "last throes" and then saying "there is more work to do"

Iraq will be finished in sixth months tops.

(3 years later)

hey, it could go one 5 , 7, 9, 12 years is a possibility.

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

Contradiction

Lying. Saying something and doing the opposite.

Do as I say, not as I do because the shit's so deep you can't run away.

I beg to differ. On the contrary, I agree with every word that you say.

Talk is cheap and lies are expensive.

My wallet's fat and so is my head.

Hit and run and then I'll hit you again.

I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb.

...

I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

by The St. Jimmy October 31, 2010

Contradiction

An argument that can be turned either way; one where you have no more or less higher ground than your opposition.

Note: people with a podium or any method of voicing an opinion believe they have the higher ground.

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the companies choice, people. They don't have to agree with you.

or

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the persons choice. They don't have to agree with every company.

That sentence was a contradiction, it really did nothing to further your point.

by might as well be racist March 15, 2009