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A man that all the girls wants to bone and love, who also has a great package.
DAMN, look at that pierson
by poopplard March 18, 2010
obese monkey consisting of lard and hunts brand tomato ketchup. Stalks at night for fine and sometimes not so fine pieces of ass. Known for rolling around in panda feces.
Ex.1 You ate the entire fridge! Stop being a pierson! Ex.2 My mom said you can't cum over, because you were being a pierson* last night

*Jewish Swine
by Mickey Jones September 12, 2008