11 definitions by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE

The Lies of the Jedi

Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.

Anakin: "I see through the lies of the Jedi."

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 24, 2020

Dark Side of the Force

A pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 3, 2020

Senator Armstrong

U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!

Senator Armstrong is fuckin' based.

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE July 20, 2022

Wheel of Fortune

Either:

1) A popular symbol representing the capricious nature of Fate. Of Greco-Roman origin, it was believed that the goddess Tyche/Fortuna would spin the Wheel of Fortune at random, granting some good fortune and others misfortune. The symbol persisted into the Middle Ages, namely with the Carmina Burana, a collection of 24 poems in Latin, Middle High German, and some French vernacular. In 1935-36, German composer Carl Orff set the poems to music as part of his cantata of the same name, which includes the famous "O Fortuna."

2. A popular American game show in which contestants spin a wheel and solve a word puzzle not unlike Hangman, earning money for every correct consonant based on the value displayed on each wedge. There are many instances of dumb contestants on Wheel who get puzzles completely wrong.

Wheel of Fortune is so much worse than Jeopardy!.

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE January 11, 2023

the miracle never happen

What Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney franchise says during the bad ending of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All. In said ending, he never sees his assistant and friend again after his guilty client got acquitted.

Phoenix: The miracle never happen... Maybe it wasn't supposed to... Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE March 3, 2021

bold action

The act of Charles Calvin flying his spaceship into an orbital station.

Charles: "You know what? Naw. This calls for some bold action. I'M THE BOLD ACTION MAN!"

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 21, 2020

slaughter

to kill not just the men, but the women and children, too.

Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 16, 2020