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computer 

If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
computer by ddt November 21, 2004

computer 

you are most likely using one to view this web page
computer by castanza July 15, 2007

computer 

nope, crack doesn't count.

example should include the word "computer"
computer by yourMOMSnamehaha October 31, 2008

computer 

That addicting little box you're sitting in front of
*twitch* I've got to get on my computer. I haven't been on for 20 minutes. *twitch*
computer by Gemini Twin #2 December 28, 2005

computer 

The reason I can't enjoy my weekends anymore. The almighty consumer of time. This machine will eat your soul and sell the last few bits on eBay.
What? Explorer froze on my computer's process manager? I'll just end and then start the process again. (desktop crashes)
computer by Anonymous 3.00 BETA February 21, 2009

Computer 

Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...
i fucked a computer