Broncotwerk 

The act of overstating one's football team's value on social media, when in reality, marginal outputs in production attempt to overshadow those times when said football team mentally lapsed in big moments.

After week one of the NFL 2013 season, many donkey fans could be seen Broncotwerking on Facebook. Sadly, they forgot that they gave up the big play in last years NFL playoffs.

Broncotwerk by Notabroncotwerker September 8, 2013

browncappin 

Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.

1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.

2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.

3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.

browncappin by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.

Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.

keystone brownout by Jrubadub March 27, 2012

browncapping 

Having an emergent need to defecate.

"I'm browncapping so bad I'm going to turtlehead if we don't find a bathroom soon."

browncapping by Crawlover July 3, 2004

Browntooth 

Derived from the more common 'Bluetooth', Browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.

Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.

The tramp used browntooth to locate fellow tramps in the vicinity.

Browntooth by Mr Evans Rules October 12, 2008

Brownload 

The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.

Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."

Brownload by irishfan86 January 16, 2011

workplace brownout 

When you call in sick to your workplace as a comment against administrative policy and wind up shitting all over your colleagues who must do your job.

Let’s make a powerful stink and pull a workplace brownout!

workplace brownout by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2020