29 definitions by Jrubadub
Pokey was a fancy boy who favored nose candy. In the middle of a footski from Trixie, he demanded a toot of PowerWheels - a new mix of Colombian flake cocaine and bath-tub crank.
Trixie stopped and gracefully delivered the goods via her Coke Toe-Nail. Pokey was instantly greased off his ass.
Trixie stopped and gracefully delivered the goods via her Coke Toe-Nail. Pokey was instantly greased off his ass.
by Jrubadub May 4, 2012
to cover an entire room or area with a layer (sometimes visible) of noxious ass gas. The stank is literally wall to wall with no room for escape.
Gilbert sat around all day on Saturday smoking Oxy's and muscle relaxers, and doing a shit-ton of cough syrup.
He was palsied and couldn't even get up. He ordered a double anchovy pizza and washed it down with a Big Bear 40 o.z. malt liquor.
Between the drugs and shitty food he had major bubble-gut. He ripped ass, and the room was instantly wall-to-wall stank.
He was palsied and couldn't even get up. He ordered a double anchovy pizza and washed it down with a Big Bear 40 o.z. malt liquor.
Between the drugs and shitty food he had major bubble-gut. He ripped ass, and the room was instantly wall-to-wall stank.
by Jrubadub August 11, 2010
A random, often untraceable mystery stain that shows up after a super hard night of partying or other fun activities.
Party stains can include the following: seminal fluid, urine booze/beer/wine, drool, vomit, diarrhea, and whatever else imaginable.
Party stains can include the following: seminal fluid, urine booze/beer/wine, drool, vomit, diarrhea, and whatever else imaginable.
1) Morty left a party stain on the hotel couch after pumping his girlfriend.
2) Moriah and Heather woke up all hungover after the huge raging party they hosted the night before. To their dismay, the place had tons of party stains and garbage strewn about the house.
Someone had smeared poop on their drapes, red wine or kool aid was all over the carpet, and vomit was placed in a cardboard box on the floor.
2) Moriah and Heather woke up all hungover after the huge raging party they hosted the night before. To their dismay, the place had tons of party stains and garbage strewn about the house.
Someone had smeared poop on their drapes, red wine or kool aid was all over the carpet, and vomit was placed in a cardboard box on the floor.
by Jrubadub July 26, 2010
a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.
Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.
He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
by Jrubadub November 3, 2011
A party, usually involving beer sluts or hoodrats, that starts out with a large tarp spread on the ground of the party area.
Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.
Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."
Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.
Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."
Mike: Hey, brosef. Are you going to that Wesson oil party?
Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.
Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.
Jdub: hellz yeah.
Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.
Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.
Jdub: hellz yeah.
by Jrubadub March 10, 2010
A stealthy, discreet way of saying "them are some." Usually used to reference the large jugs on a girl without her knowing what men are talking about.
Emersom big ole titties.
Emersom big ole titties.
Morty: Holy shit, man. Look at that girl!
Reggie: Wow. Emersom.
Girl with 34DDD knockers walks by...
Morty: (out of girl's earshot) Yeah, emersom big ole tits! They have me beggin' for buttermilk!
Reggie: Wow. Emersom.
Girl with 34DDD knockers walks by...
Morty: (out of girl's earshot) Yeah, emersom big ole tits! They have me beggin' for buttermilk!
by Jrubadub April 20, 2010
An overweight woman with horrible eating habits and haggard hygiene. Often they can be spotted wearing large T-shirts with kittens on the front. They smell like old milk and have sweaty pit stains just from walking.
Pudge pusses can be found lurking in shitty casinos, buffets, or greasy trailer parks.
Pudge pusses can be found lurking in shitty casinos, buffets, or greasy trailer parks.
Morty: Man I am glad we made it to our 20 year high school reunion.
Reggie: I know. We can laugh at all the people that are totally fucked.
Morty: Did you see J.J. Martinson? His nose fell off from doing too much coke and Heather Z. is a total pudge puss from smoking Oxy's! She used to be hot but not anymore!
Reggie: I know, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!
Reggie: I know. We can laugh at all the people that are totally fucked.
Morty: Did you see J.J. Martinson? His nose fell off from doing too much coke and Heather Z. is a total pudge puss from smoking Oxy's! She used to be hot but not anymore!
Reggie: I know, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!
by Jrubadub August 1, 2010