bouldering 

referring specifically to wearing underwear with shaved testicles.

Yo - you bouldering today?

Ya - I be bouldering.

Bouldering is great but this is really hurting my crotch.

bouldering by BJE4 August 6, 2010

Bouldering 

A type of rock climbing that does not involve ropes. Instead climbers carry around crashpads to fall on because they do not go high enough to hurt themselves.

Because we were going bouldering I had to swap my rope for my crashpad.

Bouldering by Lord of Skies July 17, 2007

Bouldering 

A state of awesomeness. When a person feels indestructible or like they are on top of the world.

"Dude I was so bouldering when I took that exam. I totally aced it"

Bouldering by kathryn connors May 1, 2006

Bouldering 

What gay ass nature faggots call climbing.

Hey bro, you wanna go bouldering in Mother Nature later and then fuck each other in the ass?

Bouldering by jackedmegacock47 January 29, 2019

Bouldering 

Eating out a woman with untreated genital warts.

Tommy decided he wanted to go bouldering with Susie.

Bouldering by WhoElseButKels November 24, 2015

bouldering-monkeys 

rasclarts climbing on rocks with no quimming equipment

bouldering-monkeys by jaz November 7, 2003

Husband Bouldering 

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.

"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."

Husband Bouldering by mothy123 April 13, 2025