20 definitions by jaz
| 1. | rusty trombone | ||
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The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's. While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.
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Oct 14, 2004
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| 2. | pinch | ||
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The act of prolonging a bowell movement by flexing the sphincter muscle. Sometimes the pinch is not administered in time which leads to a head of feces protruding resembling a turltes head; making an unpleasant mark in the undergarments and resulting in a foul odor. I had to leave the party because of a bad pinch.
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Oct 14, 2004
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| 3. | Cunt Loaf | ||
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When a woman has a Large puffy Vagina/Vaginal Lips "Woah dude, That girl has a cunt loaf."
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Nov 1, 2004
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| 4. | beaver helmet | ||
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The soft pink skin that covers and protects the clitoris. During full arousal the beaver helmet retracts to expose the clitoris. I pushed back her beaver helmet to lick her clit.
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Oct 19, 2004
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| 5. | nut monkey | ||
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A person who has an impulsive urge to touch other peoples testicles. That nut monkey just touched my jewels. Good thing she was a chick.
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Oct 28, 2004
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| 6. | Jizz Nizzer | ||
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Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk. "Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?"
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Apr 16, 2005
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| 7. | Susie Wong | ||
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A name for marijuana man i smoked so much susie last night that i forgot my own name
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Feb 25, 2005
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