19 definitions by jaz

Top Definition
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.
by JAZ October 14, 2004
The act of prolonging a bowell movement by flexing the sphincter muscle. Sometimes the pinch is not administered in time which leads to a head of feces protruding resembling a turltes head; making an unpleasant mark in the undergarments and resulting in a foul odor.
I had to leave the party because of a bad pinch.
by JAZ October 14, 2004
When a woman has a Large puffy Vagina/Vaginal Lips
"Woah dude, That girl has a cunt loaf."
by Jaz November 01, 2004
The soft pink skin that covers and protects the clitoris. During full arousal the beaver helmet retracts to expose the clitoris.
I pushed back her beaver helmet to lick her clit.
by jaz October 19, 2004
Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk.
"Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?"
by Jaz April 16, 2005
A name for marijuana
man i smoked so much susie last night that i forgot my own name
by Jaz February 25, 2005
The foul pungent waste matter somtimes looking like a chocolate nut covered brownie that extrudes from your bum sometimes containing kernels of corn.
Whew someone left some feces in that toilet!
by jaz October 27, 2004
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