Alpaca 

The most mischievous animal on the face of the earth. Alpacas are behind aaaalll things devious. Your lost ipod, the gum in your hair, everything. FEAR THE ALPACAS!!

The alpacas stole my lunch money

Alpaca by A_jar_squid January 26, 2010

alpaca 

a relitive to the Llama that has a tendency to be very pickey about the silkeyness of it's coat, likes expensive shampoo and african cheese.

I saw an Alpaca being sherred for it's silky coat, then washed with expensive shampoo, after,they fed it African cheese as an award for its good behavior.

alpaca by Claire April 25, 2005

Alpaca 

When a person or animal act a certain kind of wonderful when not under control of themselves

Last night was crazy good thing I'm just an alpaca

Alpaca by Barracudabtch June 1, 2014

Alpaca 

An animal, usually mistaken with llamas, that seems very beautiful and will try to hypnotize you until they eat your brain

That girl was killed by an Alpaca yesterday, i told her to stay away from that devil

Alpaca by euzinha November 30, 2013

Alpaca 

Furry horse

I see an alpaca

Alpaca by Mayacharlie March 5, 2018

alpaca 

Slang term referring to the packing of a bowl of weedies. This is used when not wanting to be obvious of ones intentions.

Hey brosef, why don't you alpaca it up?

alpaca by palungus September 11, 2010

Alpaca 

An animal that (according to Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers) looks something like a fake emu

I prefer alpaca wool over llama wool any day

Alpaca by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018