A sharp cheese headed boy, who insists upon being called "The Wedge" but alas this will never be the case as this person is but a child in an adult world.
by BigCockBoyBEEEDAAS January 17, 2019
wedge |wej|
short for wedgie; someone who constantly annoys or interrupts you. Basically, a pain in the a**.
short for wedgie; someone who constantly annoys or interrupts you. Basically, a pain in the a**.
Andrea: Oh my god, Andrew, did you hear--
Emily: hey! Wanna hang out today?
Andrew: uh...
(Emily leaves)
Andrea: sorry about that. Emily is the biggest wedge.
Emily: hey! Wanna hang out today?
Andrew: uh...
(Emily leaves)
Andrea: sorry about that. Emily is the biggest wedge.
by Booterbon June 14, 2013
If in a round/shout of drinks and the other drinkers are too slow drinking their drinks. You may have a wedge which is an extra drink you buy just for yourself. However the shout or round will continue as normal.
by Struth October 21, 2017
Anyperson who masturbates excessively, causeing chafing of the skin and arousal by virtually all members of the opposite sex.
by TheLunchTable11 April 11, 2011
Someone who consistently invites themself into a conversation, group or event. Normally knows you daily schedule. Enjoys telling stories that occured like 4.567 seconds before. Also enjoys telling stories that begin with "This one time..." and "Oh and another time." These will continue until invervention protocols are initiated. Normally farted upon by peers.
Buckley!!!
Who is this wedge?
Why are you wedging into this conversation??
Are you trying to wedge into my LAN?
Who is this wedge?
Why are you wedging into this conversation??
Are you trying to wedge into my LAN?
by Gilesy June 13, 2007
Wedge: 1. Hot, Awesome, Fantastic, Fetch. Wedgetastic, Wedgerific, Wedgeiful
2. Ass.
3. In reference to an alcoholic drink "Chocolate Orange Wedge."
2. Ass.
3. In reference to an alcoholic drink "Chocolate Orange Wedge."
1. That is sooooooo wedge!
2. Back that wedge up!
3. A little Chocolate. A little orange. A little Wedge.
2. Back that wedge up!
3. A little Chocolate. A little orange. A little Wedge.
by Heather, Erin, Kristiney, Amy, Stephen December 12, 2004
The don himself. This guy runs the place, Dan the Man used to be his sex slave, but quit to work for SideburnZ. Overall Wedge can be summed up in six and a half words.
He is really great at doing Sta.... (I did say a half didn't I)
He is really great at doing Sta.... (I did say a half didn't I)
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004