softy

a limp or flacid penis, unable to get erect

HAhaha , he boned her with a softy

by rowinrala March 18, 2003

softie

1. A spongebob like person who is soft and a momma's boy

2. Sensitive person who gets butthurt/ sad easily

1. Josh is such a softie, all he does is talk but won't do anything

2. Bobby is butthurt again he can't take a joke, what a softie.

by jumpboy23 October 4, 2015

to be softied to be insulted beyond reply

paul is not happy after being softied by his wive paula deanos mum.

barbara was delghted as she softies paul

by cLEWLOW August 28, 2006

The stage between a full on erection and a soft unaroused penis, this is called a softy

Bruce: "Yo i saw two guys makin out yesterday".

Joe: " Oh thats pretty nasty"

Bruce: "Yeah but for some reason it gave me a softy"

by Joe Merks January 27, 2008

noun- any item of comfortable clothing made from a fabric soft to the touch; flannel, fur, silk, chenille, et al; worn around the house or to bed.

What a day, I'm tired. I'm getting my softies on.

by hugh jafro February 17, 2010

flaccid (non-erect) penis

"I've got a softie", as in, "my dick is soft."

by Mr. Softie July 9, 2004

a person that is unusually soft. Usually male with female characteristics.

Phil, you are softer then butter in a microwave.
You are a softy, like snorlax

by who not me April 27, 2010