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1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.

2. A semi-flaccid penis.

3. Bill Clinton.
"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
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1. A spongebob like person who is soft and a momma's boy

2. Sensitive person who gets butthurt/ sad easily
1. Josh is such a softie, all he does is talk but won't do anything

2. Bobby is butthurt again he can't take a joke, what a softie.
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flaccid (non-erect) penis
"I've got a softie", as in, "my dick is soft."
by Mr. Softie July 08, 2004
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Someone who is a pussy. Comes from the word soft, meaning cowardly or weak.
Yeah, you talkin hard over the internet but you know you's a softie in real life!
by TheBx41 August 24, 2012
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Describing a person who has an exceptionally smooth soft skin.
My girlfriend is a real softie (specially in her ass)
by theskinner April 28, 2012
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A person who cannot take pain, struggle, or hard work. A softie needs everything to be comfortable and will complain if it is not
He doesn't ever come to lifting in the morning, he's just a big softie
by Erok856 June 04, 2011
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A person who is emotionally soft and is afraid to take chances
Tim: Hey softie!
Jonathan: I'm not soft
Tim: I can tell that you're a softie because you can't get her number
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