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Rustle My Jimmies 

Repositioning sexual organs. For males, repositioning of the penis and testicles. For females, repositioning of the breasts.
In awkward situations I like to rustle my jimmies
Rustle My Jimmies by Skewesy October 20, 2013

rustle jimmies 

The act of fucking up someone's shit to the point they can no longer continue to live with them selves because of how bad someone just ruined their day
"hey dj I did your girlfriend last night "

" what! No how could you rustle jimmies like that bro"
rustle jimmies by jebadiah wang February 24, 2014

Rustle feathers

To rustle (subject)’s feathers is to get under their skin to the point of annoyance, where anger directed or misdirected is taken out on the Rustler, friends, or family.
Nick: You know, you (start rustling subject)...
Kenji: God dammt! (Response rant). Why you gotta start shit like that?
Nick: Calm bro, just try to rustle feathers!

Nut Rustle 

The horrible week after you shave your pubes when there is nothing but intense, excruciating prickly pain.
Friend 1: hey man how's your week been?
Friend 2: Not so good, the nut rustle is hard to get through but I think I might be okay.
Nut Rustle by ZStambs21 January 20, 2017

Maximum Over-Rustle 

a phrase used to describe the highest level of discontent and discomfort. a varient of "That really Rustled My Jimmies"
Steve: Hey Jon! did you hear what happened to Rick? Leo beat him up at my party last night.

Jom: wow, Leo must have been Maximum Over-Rustled to do something like that.

knipsy rustle 

A whole bunch of; an array; a bunch
"When she disrupted the cave, a whole knipsy rusle of bats came flying towards her."

"After he ate the greasy food and touched his face, a whole knipsy rustle of pimples arose."