Rapture

The act of saying something is going to happen, even going as far as giving proof, only to have it otherwise.

LOLJK I pulled a Rapture

by baconandbouser June 21, 2011

Rapture

Used to describe any violent act committed against someone for their Christian beliefs. Twist on the word popularly used to describe a purported event occurring at the Second Coming.

My nigga raptured that Bible thumper's ass.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Raptured

To be spiked/harassed at a club or bar

“Babe, I got Raptured at Rapture last night!”

“Not again!”

by charleymcpope October 12, 2019

rapture

The epitome of sexual release, the most intense orgasm; ecstasy.

Katrina's husband Harold was like a rooster...on and off and snoring in three minutes. Katrina was left unsatisfied and pent up with lust and frustration. She had read about interracial couples and went searching for a black man. She found eleven inch Clarence at a bar and they went to a motel. Rapture was hers at last as Clarence took Katrina to heights she never imagined.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

Rapturing

(1)When a lady of the night comes knocking, ruthlessly, at your chamber door.

(2)When the rapture comes and anarchy ensues.

"This girl came rapturing at my door at 3am."

"After the flood of 2012, the rapturing began."

by Dr. Claw the amazing November 11, 2012

rapture

When the leader of a remote virtual meeting (eg Zoom, Microsoft Teams) randomly moves particpants from one virutal meeting room to another virtual meeting room causing pariticpants to dissappear.

I started seeing the other particpants being raptured, when the Zoom meeting organizer began assigning people to other virtual rooms.

by Philip Gregory December 1, 2022

rapture

near death experience; mocking the doomsday prediction of may 21, 2011

I had a total rapture the other day when I was almost hit by a car.

by justicetoteach November 13, 2011