Pitchfork
Pitchfork by Big mikes bitch December 26, 2019
pitchfork
a sexual manuever involving folding one's pinky and thumb into the palm and using the remaining fingers to:1)penetrate the ass. 2) penetrate the vagina. and 3)tickle either the outer vagina or the buttcrack with the third finger.
in some circles known as a "three pronged attack" or in nautical circles, " the poseidion adventure" after his legendary trident.
in some circles known as a "three pronged attack" or in nautical circles, " the poseidion adventure" after his legendary trident.
pitchfork by travis pitts January 8, 2004
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Pitchfork
An adjective used to describe something that is exeptionally trendy or rad. This comes from the indie rock online magazine pitchforkmedia.com, and originally referred to something that was very indie. However, it has come to be referrable to anything, indie rock or not. (esp. used in the Bay Area)
Pitchfork by alana is pitchfork February 18, 2009
Pitchfork Hipster
The Pitchfork Hipster is usually a male around 16-20 years of age who relies solely on Pitchfork Media for music news. Any review garnering high scores on the web site is an instant new favorite, and vice versa. The Pitchfork Hipster usually has no conception of music criticism or taste, and relies on the opinions of a vaguely defined "expert" to guide them to music they "like."
Ironically, the Pitchfork Hipster usually employs an elitist attitude towards other music listeners, assuming that knowledge of the "largest indie music website on the internet" gives them free reign to deride the music listening habits of others.
Ironically, the Pitchfork Hipster usually employs an elitist attitude towards other music listeners, assuming that knowledge of the "largest indie music website on the internet" gives them free reign to deride the music listening habits of others.
Anthony is a wanna-be Pitchfork Hipster. All his recently acquired music is rated highly by Pitchfork. He feigns a wide-reaching musical barometer, despite the fact that he has no conception of the genre, techniques, style, or history of any independent musical group.
Pitchfork Hipster by CouldBAnyone December 6, 2006
pitchfork'd
The adjective of the website known as pitchforkmedia.com.
1) If a friend is talking about an album like its the greatest record ever, and you are an indie hipster with all the knowledge of music and its effects on society, than an important factor on you listening to this album is to find out if the album is good enough to be pitchfork'd.
2) The resulting aspect of an EP/LP once it has been processed through the rigorous critique and analysis of the pitchfork's reviewers.
1) If a friend is talking about an album like its the greatest record ever, and you are an indie hipster with all the knowledge of music and its effects on society, than an important factor on you listening to this album is to find out if the album is good enough to be pitchfork'd.
2) The resulting aspect of an EP/LP once it has been processed through the rigorous critique and analysis of the pitchfork's reviewers.
Friend 1: So I listened to Kid Sam's Self Titled record last week, it was fucking incredible.
Friend 2:
Has it been pitchfork'd?
Friend 1: No. What the hell is pitchfork?
Friend 2: Well it's not worth listening to.
Friend 2:
Has it been pitchfork'd?
Friend 1: No. What the hell is pitchfork?
Friend 2: Well it's not worth listening to.
pitchfork'd by antichrist-radio-blues June 7, 2010