8 definitions by travis pitts
a sexual manuever involving folding one's pinky and thumb into the palm and using the remaining fingers to:1)penetrate the ass. 2) penetrate the vagina. and 3)tickle either the outer vagina or the buttcrack with the third finger.
in some circles known as a "three pronged attack" or in nautical circles, " the poseidion adventure" after his legendary trident.
in some circles known as a "three pronged attack" or in nautical circles, " the poseidion adventure" after his legendary trident.
by travis pitts January 8, 2004
a hip term for prostitute.
not to be confused with 'loaner',wherein your naive best friend has to go out of town and entrusts you to keep his girlfriend "safe and entertained",but of course you fuck her,because the pent-up sexual tension is more than either of you can handle... but i digress.
not to be confused with 'loaner',wherein your naive best friend has to go out of town and entrusts you to keep his girlfriend "safe and entertained",but of course you fuck her,because the pent-up sexual tension is more than either of you can handle... but i digress.
"who was that girl we saw you with?,she was nasty!"
"aw naw,man,that was just a rental."
-or-
"whenever I'm visiting a new town, I always get a rental."
"aw naw,man,that was just a rental."
-or-
"whenever I'm visiting a new town, I always get a rental."
by travis pitts January 8, 2004
general term for loop piercing anywhere from the crotch to the navel of a woman,when it serves the purpose of a handle or plaything during cunnilingus.
by travis pitts January 8, 2004
by travis pitts January 8, 2004
see also cunt bubble.-the thick secretions of an unkempt vagina. often milky,yeasty or otherwise near-opaque. some definitions list twat-snot as the glaze left on your upper lip or nose after performing a successful round of cunnilingus,but this usage is incorrect-unless the woman recieving the action was,as stated,unkempt. (it would otherwise be called a reverse facial)
by travis pitts January 8, 2004
a long,windy fart,often consisting of several notes,of various lengths and pitches,that may almost seem to 'speak'.
based of course on Peter Frampton's talking guitar,and noteriety for long,trailing songs. the frampton is the predescessor of the brampton;that being a long, turbulent dump without interupption,and with varying range of sounds.
based of course on Peter Frampton's talking guitar,and noteriety for long,trailing songs. the frampton is the predescessor of the brampton;that being a long, turbulent dump without interupption,and with varying range of sounds.
"to my shock and embarrassment,my melodic frampton gave way to a violent brampton that rang out in the public washroom."
by travis pitts January 8, 2004
frat term for going to clubs with the sole intent on picking up geeky girls,either gangly or chubby,overbites,glasses or braces,etc,because they don't get fucked much and will be really wild and let you degrade them-like shooting on thier glasses or slapping thier fat asses.
(I say this only because nerdy girls are hot,and usually have awesome personalities to make up for feeling like they are 'flawed' in society,and nerdy girls span all races and body types....you can talk about star wars with them and have hot sex. definately overlooked as a species.)
(I say this only because nerdy girls are hot,and usually have awesome personalities to make up for feeling like they are 'flawed' in society,and nerdy girls span all races and body types....you can talk about star wars with them and have hot sex. definately overlooked as a species.)
"Me,Jeff an Brad are going nerding at the Jinx tonight-wanna come? some emo band's playing,it should be thick!"
by travis pitts January 8, 2004