Definitions by asketchykid

kill 

Causing another person to look like a tool by yelling their name loudly in a public place and then hiding. May be repeated multiple times for maximum effect.

"That was an excellent kill Chris, Tom had no idea what was going on."

kill by asketchykid February 18, 2007

saturn 

Shitty cars made out of plastic and old radio parts.

"Hey, wanna ride in my new Saturn?"

"No thanks, I'll walk"

saturn by asketchykid June 28, 2003

Pitchfork 

Abbreviation for www.pitchforkmedia.com, the best indie music site on the internet.

I almost bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I read the Pitchfork review and found out how shitty it is.

Pitchfork by asketchykid June 23, 2003