petch

to convulse violently, purging the content of your stomach, perhaps in a projectile manner.

derived from S. G Petch car sales in England, who sell some really purge-worthy vehicles, whilst also sounding akin to the act of vomiting in a most enthusiastic manner.

In a disgraceful moment for the church, the vicar was photograhed holding back the bishops robes whilst he petched at the porcelain alter.

by cyanidemoth September 14, 2005

PETCH

powerful erections teach children how!
Police enjoy the child hunt!

You big sick petch

by wanker April 27, 2003

Petch

A very hot guy who gets every girl who he tries to get. Has a big ass cock and is very smart. Smarter than chinks.

“Wow that new kid is hot” said Tiffany
“He’s called Petch” said Ashley

by James o’connel October 2, 2019

Petch

Very camp or outwardly gay.

With that pink shirt on he looked very petch!

by fadryn December 13, 2004

Petch Eye

The involuntary tearing and/or streaming of an eye that affects some drug users after insuffulating their drug of choice.

Mary: *snnnniiiiiif* I said goddamn!

John: What's wrong?

Mary: That was a big line!

John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.

by Petros Insanity July 20, 2014

petching

to pet a dutchie queen

lauren broke into my house and was petching dutchie queen

by cadence drake November 28, 2021

princess petch

A weirder way of spelling Princess Peach from the Super Mario games.

Ron: Oh look there’s Princess Petch!
Harry: What
Ron: Princess Peach..

by conansrighthand February 15, 2022