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only the 'coolest ever!!!'
wow, that is so petch!
by petch July 03, 2006
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many celebrities take drugs. some take petch
by Konoha March 12, 2009
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To catch a wild animal with the intent of petting it.
Jimmy succeeded in petching a squirrel.

I will petch that lamb.

I feel like petching that animal.
by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009
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The bluetooth earpiece that lets you talk wirelessly on your cellphone.
I thought he was talking to me but he was wearing a petch.
by Moe Tavern November 26, 2006
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to convulse violently, purging the content of your stomach, perhaps in a projectile manner.

derived from S. G Petch car sales in England, who sell some really purge-worthy vehicles, whilst also sounding akin to the act of vomiting in a most enthusiastic manner.
In a disgraceful moment for the church, the vicar was photograhed holding back the bishops robes whilst he petched at the porcelain alter.
by cyanidemoth September 13, 2005
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powerful erections teach children how!
Police enjoy the child hunt!
by wanker April 27, 2003
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Very camp or outwardly gay.
With that pink shirt on he looked very petch!
by fadryn December 13, 2004
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