masturcation

Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.

"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."

by ireallydontcareabootit June 11, 2008

Masturcation

Someone who studies masturbation and earns a degree in it.

I have a masturcations degree and I specialize in masturbation.

by Word-Of-The.tumblr.com November 4, 2012