A person who leans over your shoulder while you are sitting down. They touch you for no reason, like putting thier hand on your side, or leg and place their face freakishly close to yours. They say disturbing things like "you know you want me baby" and create lies about things they have done with you, or other people.
Okey: "I was with your girl last night. Im coming back tonight, she can't get enough of me. We'll be quiet. Don't worry, I'll make time for you too."

Lauren: "EWWWW sick nasty!!! Okey quit making up lies and stop trying to touch me you freaking LOOMER!"
by Lauren Pugh April 16, 2007
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A person who doesn't know what previous generations best cartoon is.
"The next generation is going to tell you that finger family is the best shit they've ever seen.
You mean i didn't just make that up? It's real now!" Ⓒ Vinny Vinesauce 2019
- What you don't know about that? You loomer, you damn loomer! How dare you?
by bufferoverflow August 18, 2019
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A massive turd that wont flush, Either due to size or messyness.
1. That Loomer was so big I almost backed out.

2. Dude, that was a mega loomer. She took the toilet bush and a second flush!
by PRO42O January 11, 2023
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A dried and probably stinky piece of feces stuck in a hard to find place.
I was scratchin for a loomer, but came up with nuthin.
by george-inslc June 20, 2011
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An extremly tall mellow guy who gets extremly close up to you and while talking, looms, or sways their balance and teeters over you dangerously in a way that freaks out your personal space.

It is unintentional and done by the extremly loaded or high. Not to be used for a creepy person, but a friend that just doesn't know how to control thier balance and height. Often a tall scraggly hippy, or one who has spent many days living in a tent.
Curtis: Just, lets go to bed, and all dream of, of sugar plum faeries. All of us. But not me. You dream of them...and-"
Aaron: Curtis! You Loomer! Just quit loomin' and just go to bed! Sleep it off man..."
by Anna42 March 20, 2006
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Loomer Having no friends and always watch normie content and try to get attention by putting Edgy words, Requesting Edgy, as in Racist/Offensive.
Look at that Loomer always being an dickhead and a edgy scumbag.
by Poseidon_Cx November 9, 2019
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Loomer - looser and a lamer in one word.
1: Why should I use google?
2: You are a fuckin loomer dude.
by QazyModa April 14, 2008
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