keep it real 

To not any shit from anybody, if they wanna mess then you mess,
To keep it real is to do shit that you know will fuck you over later but you do it anyway becuase you know, you got to keep it real

Johnny: "i dunno if i wanna do this, there are people in there"
Andre: "Shut the FUCK up bitch, We keep it real!!!, Now light that shit on fire"

keep it real by Greg Pierce, Registered P.I.M.P. May 4, 2005

Keep it real 

a closing statement used to say goodbye and often by Christians as a reminder to keep their faith real - as in not hypocritical.

(after a bible study has ended) Later bro, keep it real!

Keep it real by ling-James December 12, 2009

Keep it real 

To constantly cover the lies with masks of truth.

Don't tell anyone about me and you. If anyone asks, keep it real.

Keep it real by shinobi_nite December 30, 2009

KEEP IT REAL 

NOT keeping it fake.

This movie should be kept real. Not keeping it fake.

KEEP IT REAL by Sos June 5, 2004

keep it real 

Keep it unreal, virtual (shortened to keep it short).

"You say keep it real, but mean the last gasp of reality before it goes six deep, like the last bubbles bursting from a drowning man. It no longer matters whether "real" really means real or phony, or virtual, or normal as usual or any old shit. Reality doesn't need to be kept, thank you, and, in case you haven't noticed, it can't be gotten rid of in the first (or last) place. Reality, good, bad or indifferent, is all there is. You either take it or it takes you. If you leave it, you're dead, which is real for keeps."

from Jean-Marie Clarke, Urban Myths Die the Hardest, Ballymore, Ire. 2006.

keep it real by Fausten March 13, 2008

KEEP IT REAL 

Something you say when jokingly referring to real life.

Uh-UH! You did not just fart hella loud out here in the woods!

Ay, yo! Is all good. Errbody does it, right? KEEPIN IT REAL, yo!!

KEEP IT REAL by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

KEEP IT REAL 

A farewell gesture by "hard cunts" or heinouss five members...

Often done with the beating of the chest

Often said at the end of a conversation that began with "Koweeee Cobbber!"

"Keep it real cobber!" *hangs up phone*

KEEP IT REAL by Pearson March 31, 2003