by Seamon August 10, 2008
1. To accidentally get a teenage girl pregnant.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
Ex 1. "Dude, I'm totally screwed. I junoed my girlfriend!"
Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"
Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"
Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
by Public Masturbater June 6, 2010
A Golden Globe nominated film about a teenage girl that gets pregnant by her best friend; an extremely smart, witty dark comedy with a slighly cliched ending. A wonderful movie, nonetheless.
by Kirbiet December 30, 2008
1. An emotional response containing a mixture 'furor' (mindless passion) and being Livid.
The word derives from the Goddess Juno/Hera - in relation to the Epic Poem, The Aeneid.
2. to juno - to have an extreme vendetta against someone because they implicitly called you ugly
The word derives from the Goddess Juno/Hera - in relation to the Epic Poem, The Aeneid.
2. to juno - to have an extreme vendetta against someone because they implicitly called you ugly
by TheRealZeus March 10, 2011
by Purple Bear May 11, 2008
The Roman goddess of marriage (sense any irony you Juno movie lovers?)In Greek mythology you know her as Hera aka Zeus's wife. And if you didn't know Hera got cheated on a lot by Zeus and his player like ways since he hooked up with other goddesses and even mortals (gasp).
by madgirl92 February 19, 2009
Juno is a combination of the words "you" and "know", is most commonly used as slang by Caucasian people trying to sound cooler than they actually are.
"Juno my friend Brandyn is a total tool"
"Juno I want a new iPod."
"Anyone know where to get a burrito at 3am, because juno I want one"
"Juno I want a new iPod."
"Anyone know where to get a burrito at 3am, because juno I want one"
by Capton Jack April 27, 2010