hot waffle

when a person takes a dump on anothers chest then hits it with a tennis racket.

i gave her a hot waffle last night

by merrimoon August 26, 2010

cleveland hot waffle

the act of when a woman shits on a her partners chest then proceeds to hit it with a tennis racket thus making it look like a waffle

Jessica totally gave me a cleveland hot waffle last night.

by BMTH_1234 March 29, 2016

Alabama hot waffle

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.

“Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”

by Yeller teller January 8, 2021

hot waffle stomp

When you shit in a shower and proceed to stomp it through the drain.

Had to shit and shower but was in a rush so I had to do the ol' hot waffle stomp.

by Shawnstarring November 17, 2015

Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

Cleavland hot waffle

The act of shitting on someone's chest and then pressing it with a tennis racket.

Colin finished shitting on Davids chest and asked for a Cleavland hot waffle. Colin obliged and push the tennis rack down on his chest. David was very please with the outcome.

by David Vine August 7, 2020

Hot Belgian Waffles

A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.

"OUCH, HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES"

by Danny Do Shit May 31, 2016