15 definitions by Funnygirlincanada

Step sis

A term used to say meaning, "I want to have a threesome with you and my dog".

by Funnygirlincanada October 17, 2019

A “dive” in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible, with the pout pose if creating as much splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity

That cannonball your mother just performed strangely reminded me of the movie “Deep Impact”

by Funnygirlincanada March 17, 2019

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Smexy

A girl so hot that make a boys peen take a trip to boner town

Guy: Holy shit Hanna is looking so smexy today
Friend:Holy shit man go take care of ur boner bitch

by Funnygirlincanada April 1, 2019

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Jerry

A name used to explain a joke, but turns embarrassing very quickly when your friends video tapes it.

Girl: hey wanna heat a joke? Watch!
*Hitting her ass*
“Fuck me jerry!!”
Friend: Hahahaha bitch I recorded that!

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

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Twerking

The motion of a woman, preferably a hot Latino chick, jiggling her ass cheeks up and down, hoping to make the hot boys pepe to go up, and hopefully smash later.

Guy: holy shit look at Vanessa twerking over there! I’m definately gunna smash her brains out tonight

by Funnygirlincanada April 12, 2019

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