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1.
to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
by Leia Nelson May 18, 2005
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2.
verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.
I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.
by Miles M. November 10, 2006
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3.
When one poops in the shower, and stomps it down the drain with bare feet. making the poop into what looks like waffles
dude, i shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain. waffle stomp
by MrBigglesworth1990 January 14, 2012
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4.
When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it down the drain with your foot.
If I get drunk enough tonight, I'm gonna use it as an excuse to waffle stomp my ex's shower. Fuck her house party!
by Smooth Buns 69 January 13, 2014
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5.
Verb. "Waf-ful-stomp"

To use a treaded boot to stomp something soft, thus leaving an impression of the boot which looks similar to the imprint left by a waffle iron.
Use: "Did you see Jason wafflestomp his french fries when they served them cold?!"
by StompDancer September 24, 2009
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6.
the female version of cockblocking
"Kelly kept HANGING AROUND when I was flirting with Mike, she was even jumping into our conversation! Like, hello, quit wafflestomping. You're a third wheel."
by samlover316 January 13, 2012
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7.
verb. to get your shirt signed by a band member
Dude, i got my shirt wafflestomped by the guitarist from Big D
by Button Hat January 09, 2011
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