Evil

(Noun)

Qualities that are inherently and existentially incompatible with a society.

(Often combined with the word, “Smite” to form the satisfying catchphrase, “Smite Evil!”)

Example 1:
Lo! Evil is thou for a sea of innocent blood is spilt for thy greed! Now, prepare for thy retribution: ‘Tis time to SMITE EVIL!

Translation: Yo! We ain’ coexistin’ cause you killed a lot for greed. Git ready to be punished: Imma splat yo coexistin’ incompatible ass!

Evil by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith August 15, 2019

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Cliche movie villians

NO EVIL EXAMPLES

evil by MarigoldP November 5, 2010

Evil

Hitler, Osama, or Justin Bieber.

OMG, that guy is so Hitler! This would mean evil.

Evil by Violetwolf May 24, 2011

evil

concentrated foulness; intentionally bad; extremely malignant; Microsoft.

1. wow, microsoft put a lot of evil into their new windows professional edition.
2. help! my new windows professional edition just tried to cut off my penis! that's pretty darn evil.

evil by Batman February 21, 2003

Evil

Someone who has more money than you and is therefore defined as evil.

This is often used as justification of attacks on a company's computer systems or website. (such as a DoS or DDoS attack on Microsoft's website)

Tom: Why did you spend all day DoSing Microsoft?

Harry: Bill gates is evil man, he's evil.

Tom: *facepalm*

Evil by aporcupine October 7, 2009

evil

A deterministic philosophy used to justify selfish extremes and deny responsibility for personal actions, even if they bring harm to others. Those who are evil almost always rationalize their actions and often despise the terms "good" and "evil" because it is much easier to deny moral absolutes than it is to acknowledge them.

Theologically speaking, evil is said to be the absence of good, or more specifically mans isolation from God, brought about not through Gods will but mankinds own doing.

Human beings are not black and white, but good and evil are.

evil by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004

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Every
Villain
Is
Lemon

Nuff said about evil

evil by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010