Eric Cartman 

The fat friend. He's a pimp, an O.G., He's the s#!+.

Eric Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."

Eric Cartman by Southparkfan November 19, 2005

Eric Cartman 

jesus himself

Truman: Eric Cartman is so retarded
Gal: you cant say that Eric Cartman is jesus!

Eric Cartman by dud licker October 11, 2021

eric cartman 

a realy cool dude who should be president.

sieg heil eric cartman!!!!

eric cartman by satans little whore September 26, 2005

Eric Cartman 

All the evil on this earth condensed into a rather obese 10 year old boy,sadly,He depicts what most of us are like..,He is a rude,Crazy,Bad mouthed,Anti-Semitic,Racist,Witty,Cunning,Stubborn,Obese bastard.

Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman

Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america

:The other fat cartmans,all of them are

fatter versions of him

Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.

Dislikes: pretty much everything else

He is fucking insane.
Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10.
In imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them.....

Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth
(its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)

Eric Cartman Is The Shit!!(And also the most fucked up cartoon character in the world)

Eric Cartman by FucktardedScarecrow June 19, 2009

Eric Cartman 

racist, fat, mean-spirited, sexually confused, and funny as hell. A main character on the popular animated show South Park. he hangs out with Kyle Brovloski Stan Marsh and Kenny Mccormick. constanly makes fun off Kyle for being a Jew. He lives with his mother, and we never see his father. He constantly is coming up with crazy plans to make money or just has stupid ideas in order to have fun. He is very whiny at times. He is The Coon

Kyle: "GODAMMIT, CARTMAN, YOU FATASS"
Eric Cartman: "SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY JEW!"

Example 2
Eric Cartman: "Mom, can i get a Chinpokomon toy?"
Mom: "No, poopykins"
Eric Cartman: "But meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem! I want the toy before Kyle gets it so i can be coooooooooooooooool."

Eric Cartman by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011

Eric Cartman 

The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.

Eric Cartman...is...GOD!

Eric Cartman by cutthecrap January 21, 2009

Eric cartman 

honestly a amazingly nice guy in south park really open minded that loves everyone he is the opposite of an evil little anti semetic 9 y.o. If you ever would meet him he will seem hard at first but as you get to know him he is also a little fat but he just love food.

I fukin love eric cartman he is really nice

Eric cartman by Roadhogmain69 January 27, 2020