by Norwegiankid1 January 7, 2019
A guy with an incredibly large dick.
by cockslayer95 February 12, 2022
A man who wears my little pony panties with cum stains and skid marks. He enjoys anal sex with dogs, cats, mules and 9 year old boys with down syndrome
Person 1: Einar is so gross
Person 2: I know right, you can smell his underwear from a kilometre away
Person 2: I know right, you can smell his underwear from a kilometre away
by Autist9/11 September 28, 2022
by anonymous 17737474 November 30, 2021
In Norwegian means: "A man who has to resort to lying to appear better than others."
Are usually the weak and pitiful kinds of people who are without any friends.
Are usually the weak and pitiful kinds of people who are without any friends.
A guy who's einar: I'm pr0 I came on 5. place in the national karate tourneys, even though I have large striking pains in my right shoulder.
by per olav January 26, 2009
by Shadoq December 13, 2021
einar johannes is an entety that can give u the best fuck u will eksperianse. he will perform a so cald "little L" and bring joi to your life. he is sexy and better than any Håkon you will find. he can also kiss u like a god.
girl1: i´m so tierd of all these håkons and fuck boys
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.
by søs søk January 5, 2021