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Håkon is a synonym for more powerfull than God!!!

(you wish you had this name!!!(I know it!))
Hi I`m Håkon!!
Hi I`m more powerfull than God!!
by More powerfull than God April 13, 2009
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Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.
Everyone should have a Hákon in their lives.
by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013
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Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.
Oh, Hákon, I'm so glad to have you in my life.
by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013
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The guy that say he's on his way, but is still in bed. He is also a master procrastinator.
He's on his way, no way, he is a Håkon. He is still in bed
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We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.
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