Doyle

Paranoid, soft cunt, delussions of gangster, isn't 'onto' it.

Says he quits weed when he doesn't.
Leaves at the first sign of 5-0.
Buys a £10 bag, has 2 tokes n gives the rest away!
Says 'lad' far too much;
"what lad?!" "yeah lad" "ey girl" "wot lad?" "nah lad" "shut lad" "jib lad"

Doyle is the paranoid master, and he's gone in 60 seconds if you say theres a kickoff.

by Gangster of Town Lane November 23, 2006

Doyle

Delivery drivers, often City Links, who decide to reverse their huge vans up long winding drives.

Guy 1: Ha, look at the doyle.
Guy 2: Why the fuck is he reversing up my drive.

by TheBeast 123 July 10, 2010

Doyle

Means a sexy mo fo, who is a crazy ass genius that no one understands. He is able to think out extreme thoughts from taking over a country to fucking his bitch of a boss over. He is one not to piss off because the aftermath of his pay back will be a long slow hell.

Damn dude you pissed Doyle off, he is now about to take your girl and get you fired.

by Cooter89 September 05, 2010

Doyle

An over the pants hand job.

My friend Rachel gave me a doyle last night in my dorm room.

by Stars&stripesCola July 08, 2022

Doyle

If you met a Doyle, you would think damn, I want to be around that guy more often! A Doyle is usually bout 5'1" or real close, almost 5'1" and the cool thing about a Doyle is he can drink himself under the table all day long every day and never get over 125 lbs. And he doesn't do anything but drink and he doesn't lie. Doyle is a bit of a ladies man and he can control his temper whenever he wants. Doyle will make you laugh by making a joke about you and you will keep on laughing around him. So go out and meet you a Doyle, he's a popular guy so he's usually a little preoccupied with having a life. Sometimes he's occupied too.

When are we gonna go see Doyle? It's been too long!

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Doyle

A badass guitarist

A - "Dude did you see Doyle the other day? "
B - "Fuck yeah, badass. "

by vgcdrhvhrvrhvtyty July 14, 2018

Doyle

A double mustache. Typically a type of handlebar mustache that has been sculpted into what looks like an "upper" and a "lower" handlebar. The term can also apply to other versions of the multiple handlebar mustache, but typically a qualifier is added, such as "triple Doyle" for three handlebars, "quadruple Doyle" for four, etc.

Dude! Did you see the Hipster sportin' a Doyle at the bar tonight?

by nate554 July 24, 2014