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Comfartible 

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.
The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.
Comfartible by Sharksie March 29, 2022

cumfortable pants 

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.
I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

Cumfortable 

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.
"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".
Cumfortable by D404 November 9, 2011

Comfortably Numb 

1. a state of severe alienation and burnout. When the pressures of life and the evils, insanity and corruption of the outside world are too much and you build a mental wall and you shut yourself out from everything and everyone. You just want to retreat by watching TV or listening to music a LOT to take you from your inner pain but your attention span is so minimized you may wind up on the couch looking up at the ceiling and constantly changing TV channels with the remote. Certain scenes or sounds may bring up painful emotions and make you cry. So you try to quench the pain by smoking, drinking or doing dope.

2. a song from the 1979 Pink Floyd classic double album "The Wall" where the alienated and overburdened rock musician Pink (no, not the real life female pop singer!) is found " comfortably numb" watching the tube and is given "a little pin prick" of horse to "get going for the show". The lyrics (written by bassist Roger Waters) describe in great detail this condition of mental/emotional illness. Dave Gilmour gives a fierce guitar workout and Nick Mason slams an electric drum as the tune fades out. Richard Wright's synthesizers are augmented by an orchestra.
1. Daniel is dog tired after working 12-hour shifts all during the week, and rotating shift schedules every week on top of that. He just sits on his couch and polishes off the Riunite and tokes while watching 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from. In the meantime he has scenes from his life flashing back in his head. He has become comfortably numb.

2. "Comfortably Numb" is a major highlight of a Pink Floyd concert.

comflirtable

When two people are comfortable flirting with each other, but, do not wish to take it any further.
I met this girl on a flight back home. She was married and I am in a committed relationship. But, in the 3 hours flight that we were together, we got very comflirtable with each other!
comflirtable by blumenon February 25, 2014

Comfortably Numb 

One of the best songs, ever written. Great guitar riffs. I think its about taking drugs to get through all thier shows.
Some Emo/Screamo Prick: "Wow, Im crying because the Used and Taking Back Sunday are so good."

Me: "Go cry in a dark corner. Comfortably Numb is a real song, with real lyrics, which earned its popularity instead just being a trend."
Comfortably Numb by DRob September 16, 2005