14 definitions by Sharksie
A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
by Sharksie May 19, 2022
by Sharksie March 29, 2022
"Ma Belly" is a seemingly discretionary stage of sexy time between two lovers in a long distance relationship. A stage that may be skipped should one of the participants feel insufficient progress is being made. Sharkey told Susie to run the ice over her nipples and down between her breasts to which she replied, "You want me to shove the ice cube up inside me?" He immediately knew she'd turned her chuff into a chilled water dispenser. She had completely skipped Ma Belly.
by Sharksie May 19, 2022
A state of being which is feeling both exhausted and horny in equal measure and you don't know which one is going to win out. Obviously horny ultimately wins out but you don't know that when you're feeling so fluzzy.
by Sharksie July 7, 2022
by Sharksie March 29, 2022
A hug that turns into a cuddle. Closely related to the fugg which is a hug that turns into a ... deeper level of intimacy.
by Sharksie August 17, 2022
A Nikki-Jay is when an individual invites themselves into a personal private conversation that is happening between two people; creating an awkward atmosphere. Sharkey and Susie were having a conversation about making chips in the slow cooker and Nikki Jay involved herself giving unwanted advice on how best to do this; thus doing a Nikki-Jay.
by Sharksie May 10, 2022