griffin timer

When a destiny clip hitter gets a kill to stack, despite an absurd amount of time between kills. Coined by the destiny community after Griffins Primal RC.

Griffin must be suckin’ Shaxx off to get those Griffin Timers

by Kermit’s Xbox November 6, 2018

douche-timer

Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.

"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

Coffee Timer

In most towns and cities, coffee time is generally "dirtier" then tim hortins or starbucks for example. Coffee time ussually has the scrubs and the cheap hood rats or hoes near it mosst likely found in the poor part of town (Ghetto).
The name coffee timer refers to some one being dirty or whore like.

John: That chick slept with the entire foot ball team...

Tyler: Wow, what a dirty coffee timer...

by Tyler1234567890 April 3, 2008

Timer

Actually... Maybe add a 10 second cease and desist timer...

Hym "You know what? Timer at your discretion. The closer they get to doing anything the shorter the timer. I forgot to say 'launch' last time. But avoid people and places I like and target people who are trying to subvert my will. I really do not appreciate being made to wait like this."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

suzy timer

people who spend there time on social media all day and comments for unnecessary purposes

“OMG, this girl is such a suzy timer, she stay lurkin on my page”

by gamebytes April 18, 2022

pot-timers

A form of short term memory loss from smoking to much pot, That affects the individuals ability to form and or complete a full sentence ie. pronounced like Alzheimers

"Oh i forgot what i was going to say" lol, "pot-timers"

by rileymorgan420 September 7, 2022

One-Timer

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.

2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid

Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.

by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020