monkey

The most kick ass animal in the world, can be know to throw poo and eat bannanas (also known as a chris)

wow look at that monkey!... AAAAAAGH!! i have poo in my eye!

by pigdog312 July 14, 2006

Monkey!

Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.

"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"

by Mr. Gibbons February 24, 2008

monkey

A slang word sometimes used to refer to male genetalia. Not to be confused with "brass monkey" wich is an alcoholic beverage. They can however be used together.

Q: Hey man what are you gonna do tonight ?

A: I'm gonna go home get blitzed on some brass monkey then spank my ol' monkey.. Wanna Help ?

by Monkey Lover July 08, 2004

monkey

dirty dirty black people

that damn monkey is standin outside of my house, im callin the cops.

by keter ping October 30, 2007

Monkey-monkey

Monkey-monkey is an act where a father (if they are around) will wrestle with their son, often winning and then proceeding to torment the child, in hopefully legal ways, whilst they are locked into position from the father's overwhelming strength. These methods consist of dropping spit onto their face, bending limbs in never before imagined ways, etc.

Billy is about to learn what Monkey-monkey means.

by BeefyNinja April 13, 2022

monkey

a term to be used for someone who lacks common sense or is a bit dim-witted. Someone who does all the menial jobs.

I can't be bothered to do this shit, let the monkey do it.

by Gary May 01, 2003

monkey

A derogatory term for a black person. Refers to blacks as being less intelligent, primitive, less evolved, etc.

Look at that stupid monkey trying to rob that bank.

by Thriced May 16, 2007