windows

An operating system which uses backslashes in paths (which get confused with escape characters), has a useless terminal, uses the longest damn pathnames and identifiers ever, and has absolutely no modularity whatsoever.

I have spoken.

Windows user: Windows isn't crap - you can carry out complex tasks with months of programming with it.

Sensible person: You can do it with Bash in five minutes.

by xlq January 13, 2007

windows

where do you want to go today? - THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

damn you blue screen on death, im getting a mac

by fleabassuk June 02, 2003

window

An opportunity.When one door closes, you can jump out the window.

Hey she took the window and made a fortune selling snax at the footy.

by Susy the Hot May 31, 2004

windows

a computer operationing system which in order to run free of bugs (that were not originally included on installation disc) must be kept away from any internet connection.

A: "Dude i got a virus on my Windows CP!"
B: "Were you connected to the internet?"
A: "Yes..."
B: "There you go!"

by Linx_rulz September 18, 2008

windows

who cares

why do so many people fight about how good windows is? who cares

by Deahenle July 19, 2003

Window

A thing to look out of when you want to be serious

Me: *Looks out window*
Wife: What did you need?
Me: I know you ate the last cookie... I want a divorce.

by AlexWhiteRules August 26, 2010

windows

Microsoft's answer to X Windows. Many people claim Windows always crashes, the only reason Windows crashes is due to poorly 3rd party written drivers, and 3rd party software written by careless programmers.

Windows 98 Second Edition is a very stable operating system.

by Anonymous August 05, 2003